Santa Banta 18+ Joke

Ek Bar Santa Ko Kahin Jaana Tha''

Darwaza Khola Toh Dekha Halki Barish Ho Rahi Hai'

Jaana Paidal Hai Aur Barish Badh Bhi Sakti
Hai''

Sochne Laga Ki Kya
Karu'' Fir Khayal Aaya
Paas Ke Mishra Ji Ke
Ghar Se Chaata Le
Lunga''

Chaata Lene Ke Liye
Unke Ghar Ki Or Chal
Pada Toh Rasty Mein
Sochne Laga Ki''

Ho Sakta Hai Mishra Ji
Ghar Par Na Ho Koi
Baat Nahi'' Bhabhi Ji
Toh Is Samay Ghar
Pe Hi Hongi''

Waise Acchi Aurat Hai
Par Kya Bharosa Mana
Karde''

Are Nahi 7 Baj Rahe
Hain Mishra Ji Abhi
Ghar Pe Hi
Honge''

Aadmi Sahi Hain Par
Mood Ka Kuch Keh
Nahi Sakte''

Khush Hain Toh Khush
Nahi Toh Fir Bas''
Are Par Maine Kya
Karna Hai Unke Mood
Ka''

Ek Chaata Hi Toh
Maang Raha Hu Kuch
Jada Thodi Na Maang
Raha Hu''

Waise Bhi Mana Nahi
Karenge''

Kitni Bar Mera Scooter
Maang Ke Le Gaye
Hain Maine Toh Kabhi
Mana Nahi Kiya''

Par Insan Ka Kya Pata
Mana Na Kare Koi
Bahana Hi Bana
De''

Ek Chaate Ke Liye
Bahanebazi'' Chiiii..''
Insan Apna Waqt
Kitni Jaldi Bhool Jata
Hai''

Yeh Toh Acchi Baat
Nahi Hai Main Bhi
Chup Rehne Wala
Nahi Hu''

Hoga Mishra Apne
Ghar Ka''
Ehsaan Faramoosh''
Gusse Mein Santa
Ne Mutthiyan Bheech
Li..''

Chaata Na Hua Koi
Badi Cheej Ho Gayi
Mujhe Kya Chutiya
Samjha Hai
Bahenchod..''

Nahi Dena Hai Toh
Na De'' Par Ye Na
Soch Lena Ki Koi
Hum Gire Hue Log
Hain''

Ek Chaata Nahi
Khareed Sakte..''
Sochte Sochte Mishra
Ji Ka Ghar Aa Gaya''
Santa Ne Darwaza
Khatt khataya''

Mishra Ji Lungi Pehne
Bahar Nikle'' Aur Bole''
Are Aaiye Aaiye
Santa Ji.''

Santa Gusse Se Ekdam
Lal Saamne Aaya'' Aur
Ghuma Ke Mishra Ji Ke
Naak Pe Ek Ghoosa
Jama Ke Bola.''
Gaand Mein Daal Le
Apna Chaata
Bahenchod...''